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"I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels," "... it is cheap, abundant and clean compared to fossil fuels."

When do you think someone stopped her and told her that Natural gas is a fossil fuel...

Some joke I recently ran across:

YOU MAY BE A TERRORIST IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth and none of them can read.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You only recently learned that cell phones have uses other than setting off explosives.
9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
10. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

Now for a little Presidential Humor:

Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.

Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

The shark circled Rahm Emanuel. His predatory grey eyes were cold and terrifying. So were the shark's.